Married Amusement

Some sentences picked from here and there. 

A house wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?”     “No,” they said, “jump in!”

Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!!

Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for three years.

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?”  I said, “Dust!”

Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

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What Am I ? – –   http://iftikharajmal.wordpress.com – – میں کیا ہوں   

3 thoughts on “Married Amusement

  1. So you was unmarried that time,then how you know these things are true:)
    Hope you don’t mind my entry on this blog,

  2. Mehar Afshan

    I never said it all is true. These are jokes and sometimes there are true jokes.

    I should rather be happy that you have located another blog of mine. I had duplicated my both blogs for the sake of readers in Pakistan who were unable to open Blogspot due to blockade by PTA. My duplicate Urdu blog is at http://iftikharajmal.wordpress.com

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