Some sentences picked from here and there.
A house wife ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” “No,” they said, “jump in!”
Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!!!
Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for three years.
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!”
Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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Lolz … they were really funny 🙂
specially the dust one 😀
Thank you for the appreciation. You know whwn I collected these ? About 50 years ago.
So you was unmarried that time,then how you know these things are true:)
Hope you don’t mind my entry on this blog,
I never said it all is true. These are jokes and sometimes there are true jokes.
I should rather be happy that you have located another blog of mine. I had duplicated my both blogs for the sake of readers in Pakistan who were unable to open Blogspot due to blockade by PTA. My duplicate Urdu blog is at http://iftikharajmal.wordpress.com