Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat yawn all day.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes.
That way, when you criticize him, you are a mile away and in his shoes.
Everyone seems normal until you get to know him / her.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither one works.
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.