Practical Definitions

Smile:
It is a curve but can set a lot of things straight.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

Etc.:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Conference:
The confusion of one person multiplied by the number persons present.

Conference Room:
1. A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
2. A room where executives get together to talk for hours, take a cup of tea and disperse without a decision.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and Confidence after the election.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

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