Practical Definitions

It is a curve but can set a lot of things straight.

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

The confusion of one person multiplied by the number persons present.

Conference Room:
1. A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
2. A room where executives get together to talk for hours, take a cup of tea and disperse without a decision.

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

One who shakes your hand before elections and Confidence after the election.

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.


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