How Fights Get Started -1

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She Asked, “What’s on TV?”

I said, “Dust.”

And that’s when the fight started…
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I Kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a Nearby table.

My wife asked, “Do you know her?”

“Yes,” I sighed, “She is my old girlfriend. I understand she took to Drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she Hasn’t been sober since.”

“My God!” says my wife, “who would think a person could go on celebrating That long?”

And that’s when the fight started…

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