Bright Kids

Teacher, “Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?”
Donald, “H I J K L M N O.
Teacher, “What are you talking about?”
Donald, “Yesterday you said it’s H to O”

Teacher to 9 year old Winnie, “Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago”
Winnie, “Me”

Teacher to a small boy, “Glen, why do you always get so dirty?”
Glen, “Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are”

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