Men Are Happier People

• A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
• A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

• A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.
• The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 37. A man would not be able to identify more than 10 of these items.

• A woman has the last word in any argument.
• Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
• A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

• A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
• A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

• A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
• A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

• Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
• Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

• Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
• A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!


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