1. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can’t even change a TV channel
2. Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand nothing but still you agree
3. Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time while the Mighty Queen can do whatever she likes
4. All men are brave. Horror movies don’t scare them but 4 missed calls from wife surely . . . .