No Second Chance

“Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.” 

~ George Ade

Greatness of 21st  & 22nd Century:

Communication – Wireless,

Telephone – Cordless,

Cooking – Fireless,

Labour – Effortless,

Food – Fatless,

Relation – Loveless,

Attitude – Careless,

Feelings – Heartless,

Conduct – Worthless,

Education – Valueless,

Job – Thankless,

Youth – Jobless,

Arguments – Baseless,

Politics – Shameless,

and

Follies – Countless

Real Victor

You can be a victor, without having victims, and thus can collect lot of good wishes.

Bill Watterson says

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”